usual disclaimer, characters are not mine, this is for fun only, no expectations but the possibility of having to duck rotten fruit .
The door to autopsy slid open and Gibbs somberly stepped through.
Doctor Mallard looked up from his work and said "Jethro, good to see you, what brings you down to my world?"
"Well, Duck," Gibbs replied, putting his arm around Ducky "remember back a few weeks, I promised you no more secrets? Well, I have something to tell you."
"Go ahead" Ducky said with some misgivings.
"Maybe you remember how I made fun of Dinozzo last year, for getting involved with the sperm bank?"
"Um, yes I do, and we all remember how that turned out."
"Yeah, McGee finally got him good. But anyway, I have to tell you that I had no business laughing. I did the same thing when I was in college. I made a number of donations to the Washington clinic."
"And a famous clinic it has become" Ducky pointed out
"I got to thinking about it, and got copies of the records of my donations."
"Just how did you accomplish that, Jethro?"
"I called in a favor from the Director, she owes me big from the time I saved her ass in Paris. She subpoenaed the files for a case she told them we were working on."
"Aaaand?" Ducky drew out the question
"Duck, you might not believe this, but Abby is my daughter."
"Oh, how wonderful, Jethro. I always knew you two had a special affinity for each other."
"But thats not all Duck, Abby wasnt the first one."
Ducky waited expectantly.
"I made my first donation just after I turned 18. Actually, Tony was the first."
Ducky stood with a shocked look on his face.
"Um, theres more, Duck"
Ducky just mumbled "I can hardly wait."
"Well, theres Gerald, then there was Agent Cassidy and McGee, then Zivas mother came here so her old man wouldnt find out that his guys werent winning any swimming contests."
"How many donations DID you make Agent Gibbs?" Ducky asked, subtly distancing himself from Gibbs
"About 35 if I remember right."
"Anything else you want to tell me?"
"Well actually Ducky, yeah, but how the hell could I know the place would get so damned popular? But theres Agent Lee, and of course Palmer, though he takes after his mother,
Gibbs stared at the ceiling in concentration, therefore being oblivious to the fact that Ducky had fainted dead away. "Then there's Director Morrow's last kid, and Fornells last kid, President Bushs twins and..............
The door to autopsy slid open and Gibbs somberly stepped through.
Doctor Mallard looked up from his work and said "Jethro, good to see you, what brings you down to my world?"
"Well, Duck," Gibbs replied, putting his arm around Ducky "remember back a few weeks, I promised you no more secrets? Well, I have something to tell you."
"Go ahead" Ducky said with some misgivings.
"Maybe you remember how I made fun of Dinozzo last year, for getting involved with the sperm bank?"
"Um, yes I do, and we all remember how that turned out."
"Yeah, McGee finally got him good. But anyway, I have to tell you that I had no business laughing. I did the same thing when I was in college. I made a number of donations to the Washington clinic."
"And a famous clinic it has become" Ducky pointed out
"I got to thinking about it, and got copies of the records of my donations."
"Just how did you accomplish that, Jethro?"
"I called in a favor from the Director, she owes me big from the time I saved her ass in Paris. She subpoenaed the files for a case she told them we were working on."
"Aaaand?" Ducky drew out the question
"Duck, you might not believe this, but Abby is my daughter."
"Oh, how wonderful, Jethro. I always knew you two had a special affinity for each other."
"But thats not all Duck, Abby wasnt the first one."
Ducky waited expectantly.
"I made my first donation just after I turned 18. Actually, Tony was the first."
Ducky stood with a shocked look on his face.
"Um, theres more, Duck"
Ducky just mumbled "I can hardly wait."
"Well, theres Gerald, then there was Agent Cassidy and McGee, then Zivas mother came here so her old man wouldnt find out that his guys werent winning any swimming contests."
"How many donations DID you make Agent Gibbs?" Ducky asked, subtly distancing himself from Gibbs
"About 35 if I remember right."
"Anything else you want to tell me?"
"Well actually Ducky, yeah, but how the hell could I know the place would get so damned popular? But theres Agent Lee, and of course Palmer, though he takes after his mother,
Gibbs stared at the ceiling in concentration, therefore being oblivious to the fact that Ducky had fainted dead away. "Then there's Director Morrow's last kid, and Fornells last kid, President Bushs twins and..............
