Hmmmmm.....here we go:

""Wait!" Sugcat said suddenly. "With Batt at the end of the hall, how do we distract him?"
Mindy grimaced: "Dr Batt is a gremlin..."
"We know Mindy," DC soothed: "but that doesn't help us."
"Why are you still carrying those flowers?" Mindy asked curiously.
DC sneezed. Mindy rolled her eyes, snatched the sooty flowers and chucked 'em away.
"Right--" announced Sugcat: "I'm making an executive decision: "Chickbay -- you're takin' one for the team."
"Huh?" asked Chickbay, face still full of cheescake.
Mindy grabbed and chucked the cheesecake too: "I agree. Off you go."
They both pushed her out the door.
"Distract the Gremlin," ordered Sundance getting in on the act and closing the door behind her.
"How??' chickbay whispered in panic.
"Any way that you can, honey," explained Sugcat condescendingly.
They shut the door and waited in silence.
"That was unfair," DC giggled, trying to hide her amusement.
"Guys, guys!!" came two voices from the window.
"Sammie, get in here, I'm writing now," Mindy whined.
"Cool," sighed Sammie as Nikkinor boosted her in the window.
"We want in on the rescue," shouted Nikkinor as Sundance and Mindy lifted her in too.
"Shhh," whispered DC still watching through the glass door: "Chickbay's distracted Batt, Nurse Emma's got the cameras off -- we gotta go..."
"But I'm not dressed for rescuing!" protested Sammie, looking at Mindy.
"Yeah," addded Nikkinor sulkily: "we want superagent outfits too."
"Oh fine," sighed Mindy, giving in to their wishes and decking them in the neo stuff (i have no idea what it is -- ask Sammie).
"Meanwhile, I'm wandering around in a hospital gown with my butt hanging out," grumbled Sugcat: "do you hear me complaining??"
"Can we please focus here people??" DC demanded from the door: "Who are we all here for??"
"GIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBSS!! The REEEEEEEEEEAL GIBBBSS!! WE LOOOOOOOOVE HIM!!" they all shouted in unison.
"That's right," replied DC, too touched by their conviction, and bravery and honest, clear, beautiful, delusional adoration that she didn't have the heart to tell them to lower their voices.
"And Kate..." added Sundance, quietly.
"Kate's dead," Sugcat informed her cruelly: "Get over it."
"Harsh Sugcat, real harsh," muttered Mindy as Sundance took solace in Mindys arms.
"There there," Mindy soothed, giving her a protective hug.
"Why? why??" cried Sundance.
"Go back to your happy place," Mindy told her quietly.
"Season one?" asked Sundance shakily as Nikkinor and Sammie gathered around in comfort.
"That's right," Sammie patted her shoulder.
"The Kibbs season," added Nikkinor gently.
"Yeah, hello? -- not exactly the time and place for mental breakdowns Sundance," Dc pointed out impatiently: "We got a grumpy old marine to rescue."
"Actually it is the place," Nikkinor pointed out: "We are in a mental assylum."
"Yeah," replied DC testily: "noticed that -- should I leave you all here -- you seem quite at home?"
"Hey!" protested Mindy: "no need to get snippy. We're comin'!"
"Wanna go rescue Gibbs?" cooed Sammie to Sundance.
"Yep," sniffed Sundance and they shuffled towards the door.
"Thankyou!" muttered DC.
"Finally!" added Sugcat and they all slipped out the door.
"What can Chickbay and Batt have been doing all this time?" whispered Sammie as they proceeded quietly down the hall.
"Don't know," replied DC.
"I do," giggled Sugcat under her breath.
"Nothing that I'd write," Mindy smiled to herself.
"Yeah right," snorted Sundance and nudged her side: "I read 'Third Time Lucky' Mindy!"
Mindy giggled: "Yeah but that was Gibbs and Kate -- Chickbay and The Gremlin??" (she made a face).
"Yes," nodded Sundance gravely: "She is a brave woman."
"She'll do anything for that man," pointed out Sammie.
"My man," muttered Sugcat: "Don't any of you forget it either."
They all shut up in terror as they reached the end of the corridor, and looked about at the empty nurses station.
"Where is she?" asked Mindy.
"Who cares?" shrugged Sugcat: "We gotta keep moving."
"We can't leave Chickbay, not with The Gremlin! -- she's our friend!" Mindy protested.
"Look, she must be somewhere round here," Sammie reasoned and began to check the rooms in the immediate vacinity.
Meanwhile, DC began stocking up on cold and flu meds from the nurses cabinet.
Sugcat peered over her shoulder and grabbed some Viagra: "Hmmmm, good times," she mused to herself, shoving the bottle into her bra: "Who needs fic??"
Sundance and Mindy had cleared off one of the whiteboards that had had a list of patients and proceedures on it. Mindy picked up a marker and proceeded to write in big blue letters: "DR BATT IS A GREMLIN."
Below, Sundance wrote: "GIBSS LOVES KATIE FOREVER!"
They stood back and examined their work with an arm slung about each other's shoulders: "Our finest work," they nodded seriously.
"Nice," nodded Nikkinor who had sat down at one of the computers and started creating some fanart: "But take a looka t this -- it's for my site," she showed them.
"Cool," Sundance and Mindy noted, peering at it.
Sammie appearred with Chickbay -- a big (evil) smile on her face."I've got Chickbay!!" she announced
"I've got drugs!!" DC announced, stashing the cold and flu meds.
"Me too!!" announced Sugcat, also with a big (evil) smile on her face.
"Let's go!!" Sammie announced.
"Your turn!" Mindy told her: "Unless anyone else has some idea as too how we are going to actually do this??"
"As in rescue Gibbs?" asked DC: "You started it Mindy: you finish it!"
They all looked at Mindy expectantly. Mindy blinked and looked towards Sammie hopefully.
"Uuuummmm...."


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