Here we gooooooo


The Newteam was grateful to Mcgee for his initial divirsion of signing body parts, arms, chests, and backsides. And that was just the guys. But when Mcgee turned his attentions to the ladies, he was the Newteams biggest ally. Every security guard in the building left his post to gather on the front steps to watch McGee not to mention all those exposed parts.

This would enable the Newteam to make its way unimpeded to the basement where their targets lurked.
Piece of cake noted Lvr, easy as pie said Luvr easy as taking candy from a baby added 4.
will you, for the love of pete stop talking about food, Im starving Sug hollered

They entered the dark basement through various doors, the only light coming from the circle of candles in the middle of the room around which sat a number of red heads looking expectantly at a stately woman, the only one of the group standing.

We must not falter, we must not fail, we must keep Kate off NCIS! She chanted over and over while the others swayed hypnotically from side to side. The red headed team members made their way to the group, offered up the Directors cards, and were admitted to the circle.

The rest of the team hung back in the darkness, hugging the walls in silence. They were satisfied that they had located and isolated the anti-Kate cell, and since Gibbs had long before confiscated any weapon they had that looked slightly treacherous, each pulled her sig sauer water pistol and trained it on the guilty ones. In unison they yelled NCIS wannabes. Everybody, hands up!
The red heads screamed and raised their arms. The leader stood her ground and shouted. Kate must not return to NCIS. It took most of the money I have, but I managed to plant a bug in DPBs pillow, which whispered, The audience is complacent, you must shake them up. Kate Todd must die. It took a whole year of sneaking in every few days to replace the batteries, but at last! It worked! Kate Todd is dead.

Just at that point, KTF, with the aid of her night vision goggles, spotted the Director stepping off the elevator. Then she looked on unbelievably as the elevator car rose, but, could it be? Yes, the doors stayed open. She rushed across the room and with a mighty shove, toppled the Director into the elevator shaft.

Pup made her way to KTF and head smacked her. How many times she demanded do I have to tell you, you cannot off anyone by shoving them into an elevator shaft when you're ALREADY IN THE BASEMENT!!!!!!!
KTF hung her head in shame when they both heard a squishing sound and looked up to see Gibbs step off the elevator which had returned from the upper floor.

Great news he said looking suspiciously at KTF and Pup not only is DFF not part of the criminal ring, she isnt even a red head. She dyed her hair just so she could infiltrate this gang. Theres a Presidential commendation waiting for her.

Uh oh they both said in unison.

I told you I dont want to hear any more Uh Ohs. Gibbs barked what are you uh ohing about this time?
Um nothing they chorused as they sidled away.
Since you all have things under control here, Im going back up to look for the Director. once again the elevator traveled upward.
As it cleared the top of the door, a greasy, not so pleasant smelling apparition appeared crawling from the shaft. It slowly got to its feet. Who the hell tossed me into that mechanics pit? it demanded. It was the director in all her glory, ticked off, but uninjured.

KTF and Pup gave each other a bone crunching hug at the realization that they wouldnt have to explain to Gibbs why the Director was a splotch at the bottom of the shaft.

The Director came forward. I see you caught the entire group, including the recruits I rounded up today.
No the Newteam chorused, those are ours, they rushed forward to pull their cronies from the circle.

DFF approached the circle Thesearenotevenredheads she declared as she went from one to the next yanking off the red wigs each wore. Getting carried away, she continued past the last conspiritor and yanked on 4s hair.
HEY yelled 4, thats really mine.
Sorry DFF said with embarassment
Suddenly someone from the Newteam spoke up.
Hey, thats Sophia Loren!!!!!
Thats right Sophia declared, these are my followers. I selected the red hair for the beauty, the power, and the courage. And because Wigged Out was having a hell of a clearance on red wigs
Why! demanded the Director.
I did what any mother would do, after all, how many chances can my kid get at a girl like that. I called these women together again to thwart yet another plan of DPB. The fans gathered together and created such an uproar he decided to bring Kate Todd back as Tate Todd, younger sister of Kate who joined NCIS to avenge her sister. Despite their catching and disposing of the killer so quickly, she decides to stay on at NCIS because she liked fooling around with the agents. I could not allow it.

Well, said DFF you can make your future plans from prison, after you tell us what you've done with Abby
"It was so easy Sophia sneered, all I did was throw Bert the Hippo into the storage closet on the 5th floor. Your Goth followed like a lemming to the sea and I locked her in."

Dff dispatched a runner to release Abby and the Newteam let out a mighty cheer as the perpetrators were carted off. After a few rousing choruses of Kumbaya they began to plan the trip home.

Before they could set a foot out the door, once more that pesky elevator car showed up and Gibbs stepped off. He took one look at Dff and stepped closer, sniffing. Axel grease he observed with a leer way sexier than sawdust.

Then his gaze settled on the Newteam. Where do you think youre going? Um, home Mindy suggested hopefully.
Yeah, we got a few things on the list to finish up Sammie put in. My mother doesnt like me out to late 4 added.
I need a drink Sug and Pup chimed in together.
Oh no Gibbs said threateningly all of you get up to interrogation, were going to have a long conversation about you interfering in a Federal investigation. You lunatics could have killed somebody
The Newteam tried to put on a look of abject fear, but inside each member was privately cheering. A long conversation with Gibbs was just the ticket, even if he was going to yell and threaten them. This was going to be goooood.

EPILOG
Chip was released into the custody of DFF, who made a public apology for rubber stamping his entry to NCIS. He was her mothers friends son, and her choices were dating him to stop her mothers incessant nagging, or getting him a job at NCIS where she could use rule 12 (or whatever number it happened to be that week) about not dating co-workers to her advantage.
Palmer and Lee fell asleep under the autopsy table on a night the cooling system malfunctioned, and were found in the morning frozen together like twin popsicles, they ultimately decided to break it off.
Wahoo was recognized as a hero for his staunch defense of DFF, and was immediately promoted to Executive Assistant - Intel, despite being several thousand posts short. Sadly however, DFF was forced to inform him that the periwinkle tights and red cape were not regulation, and he would be required to wear a suit and tie. He handed in his resignation that day.
Tate Todd was made a regular on the team, and spent the rest of the season sashaying in front of Tony in short seductive little numbers.
Tony spent the remainder of the season tripping over his tongue.
Chick and Bat are still out there.somewhere..

Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode, entitled Flashbang, which will consist of an entire hour of flashbacks from 1990s Paris coupled with flashforwards of Gibbs and Colonel (lady) Mann.