Puperoni wrote:
Sammie, all is forgiven because unFORtunately those are exactly the kinds of things I would say

Oh, I'm glad! I saw your cookies and websites comment on "The Rescue" thread and I'm afraid the puns started writing themselves.

Dear old Sundance! Glad to see dc let you out of your television duties to help. ;)

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"How many redheads are there?" Sundance exclaimed as she stood by the bus with her checklist, marking off every person on the team. "They're coming out of the woodwork!"

"Yes, well, let's secure the premises and then we can go," Sammie replied.

Sundance tossed her clipboard up into the bus. There was a distinct WHACK and a "Ow!" "Sorry."

The two women went inside, ensuring all the windows were locked and shut and the security system up and running. They were just about to exit when the wooden door to the hall closet swung open and out popped another redhead.

"They ARE coming out of the woodwork!" Sundance shouted.

"I hope I'm not too late!" the redhead panted, as if she had just finished a marathon.

"Certainly not, but one might wonder why you were in a hall closet the entire time and look like you have been running," Sammie muttered. "You wouldn't happen to have visited other worlds through a magic wardrobe?"

The redhead scratched her head. "What?"

"Never mind. Your name?" Sundance asked, starting to reach for her clipboard but remembering she left it on the bus.

"ShadowDancer."

"Why on earth can't anyone have a normal name?" Sammie shouted.

"Hey!" Sundance protested.

"They all have to have odd names like 'Puperoni' and 'Leroy Gibbs'!"

"Well, I'm sometimes known as Windchick," the redhead offered helpfully.

"We'll have to stick with the first," Sundance murmured. "We've already got a chick. And if Luvr with u and Lvr without u weren't confusing enough, to have a chick with bat and a chick with wind would be too confusing."

"Well, c'mon!" Sammie welcomed, and ShadowDancer danced onto the bus. Her shadow went with her.

"Do you think we should send ALL to spy?" Sundance pondered. "Won't NCIS find it odd to have such an influx of redheads so soon?"

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