As the gang sat contentedly munching cookies and sipping coffee, tea, hot chocolate or beer, they were totally oblivious to the nefarious plan being hatched about them. Had they turned to look at the window behind them, they would have seen Chip, resplendent in his new mustache, glaring evilly into the room.

He was waiting impatiently for Abby to show up, so he could torture all her friends one by one in front of her, and he would be saving Abby for last. He'd been working out, she had taken him out easily back when he could only pump 3 pounds but could now pump 15, and he thought optimistically that would be enough to subdue her. And, he wasnt alone. He had brought Elroy and Bubba, his Peeps with him. He was annoyed with himself that he hadnt had time to look up the meaning of peeps, he didn't really think it had anything to do with what he was doing right now, but he brought his mind back to the task at hand.

(next?) this is too funny not to stick in my two cents.
<I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was>