Thanks, I won't lie, I had such a great time writing this, when an idea popped into my head at 2 in the morning I actually got up and turned on the computer so I wouldn't forget it.

Of course it never occurred to me to just keep a pen and pad by the bed :lol :lol :lol

I was stuck for a while on the ending and then that line from Enigma came back to me. I've always thought that scene about Tony lifting Gibbs phone was beyond funny, and that line when the elevator closed just had me rolling.
<I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was>